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the day

  • when CVS closes at 6 pm on labor day #sorelatable
  • getting attacked by a zooty coon at night #sorelatable
  • when trader joe’s still has all its lights on at 1 am despite it having closed three hours earlier #sorelatable
  • snake whispering #sorelatable
  • leah pointed out that i came out like two years before everyone else usually does and that’s probably why i’m so confused as to how it’s been taking everyone so long
  • it hasn’t
  • it’s just that i came out in like 7th fucking grade and comparatively everyone is late to the party
  • no one in my family mentioned the cvs trip so hopefully they didn’t know
  • that’s two squad that i’ve deduced through here now i’m so proud
  • i don’t know
  • i demolished my sister at horseopoly but then she beat me at yahtzee like 8 times also the cd with weber one has a scratch over like everything after the first two minutes
  • i listened to a lot of soft love songs today
  • and then my mom was like SURPRISE BITCH YOU’RE COMING TO A MEETING WITH ME AND MY FRIENDS with no warning whatsoever
  • so i got a coffee
  • and read through my entire camp notebook again and i did not start crying right there i held it back
  • and it went 46 minutes longer than it was supposed to and now i have a headache
  • and i want school to start again and panera bread and you

nornuts:

subtlecombatboots:

heteroh:

my school has a “gay/straight alliance” im vomiting

as much as we shit on straight people here, don’t hate on GSAs because they can literally save kids’ lives

and they’re called “gay/straight alliance” so that queer kids can be in attendance without immediately outing themselves as gay

(via pauvre-petit-eli-sawicki)

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

(via soundshifter)

completetheanalysis:

can someone please tell me why the ecce romani tag died

because it is the SUMMER and as a result not anyone’s in class right now
don’t worry though the carriages will return to their rightful places soon

emostars replied to your post “emostars replied to your post:THAT POST WAS QUEUED FOR 5:57 give me…”

YOU SAID IT WAS QUEUED

THE TAGS WERE IN THE WRONG ORDER

WHENEVER I TAG THINGS WITH XKIT THEY SHOW UP OUT OF ORDER I HATE THIS

Reblog if your mom is beautiful.

(via canadamnbitchyoufine)

literally look what time that post was posted i swear to god it was 5:57

bUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN IT WAS IN MY QUEUE

casualcissexism:

shaymew:

smekers32:

jokes Americans won’t get

why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

(via kidwithgoggles)

THAT POST WAS QUEUED FOR 5:57 give me socks

no it wasn’t

there are two queue times and that is NEITHER of them